It’s Christmas, and I am single. Oh well.
~ Chinese food for lunch
~ no arguments with a sig oth over…well, anything
~ House of Cards binge. Again.
~ going out spontaneously or staying in spontaneously
~ the possibility of manipulating my “orphan” status into some snogging
~ time to polish my online dating resume, or even begin one 😉
~ finishing my year-long battle with a bio of Geo Washington
~ no Christmas morning sex (more than likely)
~ being an “orphan” people like to have around to defuse family disagreements
~ turning down these social invitations b/c of your “orphan” status
~ Christmas music
~ no-one to make me cups of tea whilst binge watching Breaking Bad. Again.
~ falling for the “everyone has someone but me” syndrome
~ will this be my last Christmas alone?
~ why does everyone hate fruit cake?